Certain things never change in Life.... There is a tamil proverb "Thottil palakam sudu kaadu varai"... Those pure hindi pandits before you start to curse me, it means most habits formed at the cradle linger with you till death. The habits I have developed in India seem to be like congenital diseases that will never fade away despite being in so called Land of "Hope and Opportunity". Despite the fact that even Americans would be rolling with laughter in the present economic condition on seeing such a term, lets assume that the land does still have hope because I have invested heavily here :).
Lets start off with every desi guy's hot topic. Any guesses??.. If your thinking about the hot blondes, bullseye!!!. If not your too committed in your present relationship or congrats your just undergoing some hormonal changes :D... Despite all these beautiful blonde women, who you really want to flirt with who are in abundance around you, the eye always searches for the one off desi chick starkly portraying the Indian in her. (Just as we are!). From a personal perspective, my eyes seem to really light up even more when I see a Tamil girl. Hopefully i did not anger any beautiful north Indians reading this and I hope even harder that the Tamil girls reading this get very impressed :P.
Warning : This example could be disgusting.
I always thought when in India, Americans are really smart until I realized how painful it is to wipe your butt with paper. I regret this so much to the extent that when I went back home this summer, the most happiness I derived was from the fact was that I was going to use water. Again the Indian just came out of the box.! Some of you might disagree with this at the outset, but lets face it "Water in the Ass rocks'. I guess I have disgusted you now if not in the first instance.
I enjoy the American Burgers & Pizzas but any chance to eat out and my heart is already thinking about the hot Dosas and delicious Biriyani. It does look fancy to eat with various gadgets placed around your plate but there is undeniable pleasure that the Indian gets from not only using his hand to eat but the licking which follows post the eating process.
Confident that I have given enough examples to all the Indians living outside the country, that irrespective of dollars earnt, number of countries visited, cuisines tasted and number of blondes you have dated the "Indian" shall eventually come out. Jai Hind :).